Chuck Norris rickrolls Rick Astley.

Chuck Norris invented black, in fact,, he invented every color except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink

Chuck Norris once slipped River Phoenix a mickey.

Chuck Norris was the only kid at the beach who could actually catch the seagulls.

Chuck Norris employs a concierge urologist.

Chuck Norris was hiking and came face to face with Sasquatch. There was IMMEDIATE PANIC, then the Sasquatch was seen running screaming into the woods.

When a young Chuck Norris learnt how to swim, he didn't need any floaties or vests. He swam laps with his feet encased in concrete.

Chuck Norris doesn't get constipated, he holds his shit for ransom

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

If a tree falls in the woods, not only did Chuck Norris hear it, he probably kicked that motherfucker over too.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Mud ? Mud comes off..

Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.

Gary Neville can kick a football 200meters, to out do Garry Chuck Norris kicked phill Neville 300 meters

Chuck Norris made a pair of toy X-Ray vision glasses really work.

Many people can make rocks skip on water. Chuck Norris does it better -- by skipping entire islands.

Chuck Norris is the fifth Beatle.

Reply to joke 6451: Anyone with the patience and energy can do that, too... though Chuck Norris may be the only only in that category...

When Chuck Norris goes into a bar, he likes to have his whiskey mixed with a little 72 oz. steak, five bullet fired fresh from an AK 47, piss from an agitated rattle snake and a slice of lemon. He squirts

Chuck Norris performs his epic nightly threesomes on a waterbed filled with orphan tears.

7 seniors took Chuck Norris Snipe hunting in the woods when he was a freshman in high school. He killed 19 Snipes, a grizzly bear and 3 timber wolves. Oddly, the 7 seniors are still missing.