Chuck Norris is an unlockable Character on the new MK9.To unlock:beat game on hardest difficulty by only using roundhouse kicks, fatality all characters with roundhouse kick.when he shows up for the fight

Aliens do exist, they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade

When Chuck Norris was young, his friends played dodge ball. Chuck always enjoyed a good game of dodge crowbars.

The Van Halen song "Runnin' With The Devil" was originally called "Running Screaming From Chuck Norris".

Chuck Norris has never plugged a toilet. They're afraid of what will happen if they don't take his Shit.

The one and only time Chuck Norris ever took a hit of LSD, he wrote the theme song to 'The Beverly Hillbillies".

Chuck Norris is the only one that knows the meaning of life!

Chuck Norris didn't go to college, the college came to him.

Chuck Norris once paid a chef in Australia to cook him up a koala bear.

Chuck Norris won the world jump roping championships, and as a literal handicap, he did it in a wheelchair. Next year he plans to try it on crutches!

Chuck Norris pissed on a truck. that truck is now known as Optimus Prime

A leisurely Sunday afternoon drive with Chuck Norris is like the first time a teen plays Grand Theft Auto.

Chuck Norris once Round-House kicked a man so fast, his foot went at the speed of light, i't traveled back in time and killed the dinosaurs. Meteor? No, Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris went to pick up his girlfriend at Mr. Stevie's House of Beauty. Mr. Stevie asked Chuck if he'd like a bikini wax, since he was there. Chuck asked Mr Stevie if he would like it if he reached

Of course Chuck Norris' closet goes to Narnia.

When Chuck Norris throws a game of 'Washers' he uses a Maytag.

Rome wasn't built in a day, but Chuck Norris can destroy it in 2 hours.

Chuck Norris doesn't name his kids, he numbers them.

Chuck Norris is three times deadlier asleep than anyone else is when they are awake.

Contrary to the popular idiom, it was in fact a Chuck Norris flying roundhouse kick and not a straw that broke the camel's back.