Miley Cyrus calls Chuck Norris daddy.

CHUCK NORRIS'S BEARD IS NOT MADE OF HAIR, IT IS MADE OUT OF COPPER.

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Chuck Norris enjoys hang gliding after dark with a pair of night-vision goggles and a bunch of nooses.

Tense your forearm. Now wrap your other hand around the middle of it. That's Chuck Norris' girth.

Chuck Norris went to the white house and crapped and pissed on President Barack Obama's desk, just because he is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has over eighty million songs on his iPod. But he only listens to Bruce Springsteen.

Chuck Norris can tie two cherry trees together using only his tongue.

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Chuck Norris paints his house once a year with a human head.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Nobody knows how many fingers Chuck Norris has on each hand because no one can tell before they die.

Chuck Norris CAN eat only one Lays Potato Chip.

always capitalize Chuck Norris's name. always.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris never explains what the sodomy has to do with anything.

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the man who shot Liberty Vallance.

Adonis was a total Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was originally going to be in Kombat Pack 2 for Mortal Kombat X. They cancelled him because 1 roundhouse kick kills the opponent instantly. FATALITY!

Chuck Norris once pissed into a petrol truck....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.