Chuck Norris has Internet connection on his classic black Bell telephone.

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Chuck Norris occasionally suffers from insomnia. When this happens, Chuck simply knocks himself out.

If Chuck Norris coughs on you, you owe him 50 bucks.

Chuck Norris has proven we are alone in the universe. We eren't before his first space expidition.

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All hail Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.

Chuck Norris dosent need love, Chuck Norris is love.

Chuck Norris can us an abucus to solve differential calculus equations.

In a single day in 1967, Chuck Norris shot down 22 enemy aircraft over Vietnam. He was stationed in Greenland at the time.

Chuck Norris has the mind of an Industrial Engineer. Every Sunday after church Chuck Norris picks-up a barrel of extra crispy KFC and a DQ shake from the McDonalds drive-thru. Why? Because nobody denies

If Charlie S+heen is winning, its only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.

Chuck Norris can cover a Beatles song on Youtube and won't get comments saying he ruined the song.

Chuck Norris discovered the theory of relativity. When Albert Einstein found out he decided to make it public. Chuck Norris got angry and roundhouse kicked him in the face. Albert Einstein is now known

Every morning, Chuck Norris wakes up, gets out of bed, yawns, and scratches his balls with an electric egg beater.