The universe is always expanding- all of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow anymore because he roundkicks a wall if it appears

In 1960 10 boys in an an Oklahoma Jr High school were arrested for huffing glue & spray paint. One, a young Chuck Norris, was later realeased after police determined he was actually only huffing tear

Chuck Norris doesn't pay for sex. Sex pays for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

Schindlers List is based on one of Chuck Norris wet dreams

Chuck Norris doesn't go to the gas station. Chuck Norris goes to Jurassic Park.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can eMail a roundhouse kick.

A good golfer can often make a 'birdie'. Better golfers frequently get an 'eagle'. Chuck Norris always gets a 'vulture'.

Chuck Norris interned for a glue company during his creche-school going days. During that course he invented the dark matter that holds the universe together.

Chuck Norris sold 10% proprietary rights of his manly essence to The Jolly Green Giant. Now anybody can open up a can of Whoop-Ass.

Every fact you suggest here in this website, it becomes true to Chuck Norris.

Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris recently guested on Hardcore Pawn, where he sold some pocket lint for 8.5 million dollars. Then he brutally roundhose kicked the owner for not actually having any porn.

Chuck Norris can solve a Rubik's Cube with his butt-cheeks.

Chuck norris foreskin is the ring on the lord rings.

Why are there so many "Rocky" films? Because Rocky was smart enough NOT to fight Chuck Norris in any of them.

Chuck Norris can kick u in the back of the face

Chuck Norris has made it to the end of the Internet. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not play Assassin's Creed, he follows his own creed - don't take shit from anyone!