Chuck Norris once gave someone 8 seconds to live. That person is now known as the Rage Guy. URL=

Chuck Norris' beard is sexier than lmfao

Before sliced bread, people used to say, "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris." But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.

Chuck Norris formed the Grand Canyon with his bare hands.

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Chuck Norris was once asked if he liked soccer. The last thing the questioner ever saw was Chuck's boot just before his decapitation.

Chuck Norris was the first super sayian

Chuck Norris can eat or drink anything without a single stop while doing roundhouse kicks.

Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now.

When Chuck Norris urinates the whole world must flush their toilets.

Teacher says every time a bell rings Chuck Norris kills an angel.

Chuck Norris' microwave has killed many a creature.

Chuck Norris can fit a three prong cable into a two socket outlet.

the reason why babies cry when they are born is because they know they've been brought into the same world as Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in funeral

There's an old saying: what's good for the goose, is good for the gander. Conversly, what's good for Chuck Norris is most likely lethal to most mortals.

Chuck Norris irons his trousers with them still on.

Chuck Norris will hit you so hard that your blood will bleed

21 December 2012 was to be the day the Mayans predicted somebody would tell Chuck Norris that he's not so cool after all.

The lord giveth and Chuck Norris taketh away!