God prays to Chuck Norris

If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception

It's not that Chuck Norris is Bullet Proof, it's that Bullets aren't Chuck Norris Proof

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck Norris asked, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured the man of his blindness. Sadly the first,

The Force is with Chuck Norris... for it's own good.

Chuck Norris can see John Cena

God and satan go to the Chuck Norris church every sunday.

Even as a kid he's not afraid of the Dark, Dark is afraid of CHUCK NORRIS.

Chuck Norris turds are perfect cylanders

In just three easy steps, Chuck Norris can convert his Total Gym into a sex swing.

Someone once gave Chuck Norris the finger.....he keeps it in a pickle jar.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

When you knock on death's door, Chuck Norris answers, and then kills you for knocking.

The reason babies cry when they are born is because Chuck Norris isn't there daddy.

A heckler told Chuck Norris his movies stunk. Chuck told him "I'd slap you stupid but I can tell someone already beat me to it".

When Chuck Norris was 3 years old, he went Back to the Future in his Little Tikes car.

Schindlers List is based on one of Chuck Norris wet dreams

The mere sight/smell of Chuck Norris' back hair can make a woman haemorrage orgasms.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

It's not that Chuck Norris is Bullet Proof, it's that Bullets aren't Chuck Norris Proof