Chuck Norris has the worlds biggest balls, will has the worlds second largest balls

One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris perms his knucklehair.

Chuck Norris went ice fishing and caught an igloo, the Titanic iceberg and a dead Polar Bear.

Chuck Norris is the only person on Earth to be forgiven for punching the Pope.

Chuck Norris can touch a bottomless pit

Danny De Vito used to be over seven feet tall before his Chuck Norris pile-drive.

Chuck Norris once got into a pissing match with a fire hose and won!

Chuck Norris idea of a toy car is a SSC Ultimate Areo

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris created "INCEPTION" to allow people to believe that they had a fighting chance. That is why Bruce Lee never beat Chuck Norris In "Way of The Dragon"

I dont know why people make Chuck Norris jokes. chuck is just a dick, and oh hey how did you g

Darth Vader's lightsaber is a replica of Chuck Norris' shlong.

Chuck Norris doesn't even need to stop for it to be Hammer Time.

SNAKE PLISSKIN MAKES CHUCK NORRIS LOOK LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL BABY BACK BITCH !!!!!!

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris loans money back to his creditors at 6.87% (apr) above his borrowing rate from them. They then loan that money to the U.S. Gov't at a hansome profit. Then the lending banks file bankrupcy

Contrary to popular belief Chuck Norris learned how to speak Spanish in a French form from a German Dictionary,photocopied from a Korean history book,written by an Egyptian who was born in Brazil,raised

Chuck Norris once pitched a perfect game against the Chicago Cubs without throwing any strikes.

Chuck Norris can fuck a pig into bacon strips