Chuck Norris doesn't get shocked, the electricity gets Chuck Norris'd

Chuck Norris' one man "Roller Derby" team always wins while skating around the rink on a rusty garden tiller.

Only Expendables 2 earned its title as an All Star Movie, and that was merely by the introduction of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris studied abroad for two years. Then he studied her sister.

UFC actually stands for "Ultimate Fatality by Chuck". To prove this, Chuck Norris challenged the UFC champion. When Chuck entered the cage, the UFC champ pummeled himself to death.

'Original Sin' actually refers to the first time anyone ever tried to fight Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once was on a one man NFL team, he won the super bowl 4 times in a row on the same day

Chuck Norris dosent need love, Chuck Norris is love.

No one said Draco Malfoy, They said Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris fought the law and the law won .. NOT!

If light is the fastest traveling element known, then Chuck Norris is not an element

Chuck Norris. For when you absolutely, positively have to kill every motherfucker within a ten-mile radius, including you, accept no substitute.

When Chuck Norris sees a screamer, he roundhouse kicks it so hard, that the ghost gets hit.

mumbai streets are flooded again. why is Chuck Norris crying today?

If Chuck Norris imagines roundhouse kicking someone, that roundhouse kick actually hurts someone. Try not to imagine him imagining that.

Chuck Norris can drink soup...........with chopsticks

Chuck Norris has Internet connection on his classic black Bell telephone.

CHUCK NORRIS ONLY COUNTS BACKWARDS WHY ? BECAUSE HE CAN

Chuck Norris' eggs lay chickens.

Chuck Norris taught Tiger Woods everything Tiger knows about golf.