when Chuck Norris had sex with a waitress he spermed and created hurricane katrina

Chuck Norris once farted while holding a bic lighter between his bearded ass cheeks. The result is now known as the Atomic Bomb.

For Chuck Norris, NOT skinning you alive the moment he sets eyes on you is considered one of his warmest greetings.

The skidmarks in Chuck Norris' underwear are actual tyre-tracks.

Chuck Norris can bench press an Army tank. While sitting inside of it.

Chuck Norris can tell a 'yo mama' joke that is so perfect, your head will explode.

Chucky has a deep love for Chuck Norris' penis.

Do not stare at Chuck Norris' beard, or it may feel threatened and leap off his face and smother you to death.

When Chuck Norris creates a login, it tells him "password not strong enough", he types in his name and it tells him "password too strong."

The Original Name of the Movie was Alien vs Chuck Norris. The producers found this to be a bit of an unfair fight, and knowing that they wanted a sequal, they substitued Predator for Chuck Norris. Many

Little known fact: Chuck Norris was, briefly, the only Spice Boy. He was known as Violent Spice.

Chuck Norris was at the X-games getting ready for competition when he got a message from Paris Hilton saying that she had sent him a friend request on MySpace. An infuriated Chuck Norris logged on to MySpace

Chuck Norris doesn't play music - he works it like a slave owner.

Some men hunt deer for sport. Chuck Norris hunts hunters for sport and his penis hunts virgins for sport.

For Chuck Norris to agree to do the losing fight scene in the "Return of the Dragon", Bruce Lee had to run around the universe carrying six school buses and three oil tankers on his back. On

Once, while staying over at his buddies' house, little Chuck Norris had a pillow fight. There were no survivors, and the house had to be demolished.

Chuck Norris' microwave has killed many a creature.

Chuck Norris went ice fishing and caught an igloo, the Titanic iceberg and a dead Polar Bear.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat ice cream. He eats U scream.

Chuck Norris can make a gay man scared straight.