Chewbacca was inspired by the time Chuck Norris attended a Hollywood party in the mid-70's wearing only a bullet belt.

Shit got the Chuck Norris scared out of it..;)

Hillary Clinton sacrifices goats to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Chuck Norris' anal sphincter has fangs.

Black-eyed peas were normal peas before Chuck Norris decided he didn't like peas.

The Illuminati still exist today only because they deliver Chuck Norris' pizzas.

Before the Wright brothers made the first airplane, Chuck Norris had already invented the rocket and flown to Pluto, where he lived for 20 years.........naked

Chuck Norris called himself Walker because he doesn't need to run to catch all the bandits.

Chuck Norris was constipated only once. So he ate 5 pounds of chocolated Exlax but it only resulted in one single "shart".

Chuck Norris got the most kills in a battle ground without no pvp gear or weapon

Chuck Norris was scuba diving when he came face to face with a menacing Great White Shark. Chuck gave the shark a bloody nose and leisurely continued his dive.

Ken Grossman, owner of Sierra Nevada Brewery, drinks Chuck Norris Beer.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris wipes his ass with a Brillo Pad.

Iraq doesn't have any weapons of mass destruction. Chuck Norris lives in Ohio.

Young Chuck Norris would walk uphill to and from school.

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Press this button to see Chuck Norris at age 32, and to die. ---->O It's not a real button, by the way. When Chuck Norris rates this good, though, it will be.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.