Chuck Norris is in everyone of the devil's nightmares

If you type in the best person in the world you get pictures of Chuck Norris.

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Chuck Norris or God? Trick question, Chuck Norris is God.

Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Chuck Norris is the only person on Earth who can literally be beside himself. You don't want to be around when they do that.

Chuck Norris ordered egg fu yung, a banana split and a frappuccino at the local KFC and got it along with a complementary platter of lobster thermidor.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Chuck Norris will always hurt me.

Chuck Norris knows WAZZZUP!

The dildo was invented so every woman could experience the closest thing to sex with Chuck Norris they could get.

The main reason why Chuck Norris regrets inventing time travel is because he hates people from the future constantly beaming into his house to talk to him. Needless to say, he has definitely disrupted

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

You hear of whales beaching themselves, you just know Chuck Norris is fuckin' shit up under the sea.

Christians are afraid of Satan, Satan is afraid of Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris ironed his clothes the steam was blood

Confucius say: Wise man never stand infront of bull, never stand behind mule, never stand infront or behind Chuck Norris.

Robin Williams knew Chuck Norris was coming for him.

MR T pity's the fool. Chuck Norris pities Mr T

Chuck Norris can text using his walkie talkie and without batteries.

when chuck Norris dies he will attend his own funirel

The children's song 'Knick-Knack-Paddy-Whack' is factually based on an incident that occured on Chuck Norris' 70th birthday in which he beat the hell out of 15 UFC fighters in a rice paddy using only his