The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.

Chuck Norris once actually made it rain cats and dogs just so he could solve a mouse problem.

Chuck Norris can sharpen James Blunt.

Never say that your life is hard... Chuck Norris wakes up with a dick harder than your pathetic life

Chuck Norris spelled backwards is Chuck Norris

Great minds think alike, false. Great minds think like Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris is the reason why Drake says YOLO.

Chuck Norris forced Bill Cosby to rape Bruce Jenner.

Chuck Norris recently hired himself as his new major-domo.

Chuck Norris can eat only one lays chip, and walk away

Chuck Norris can remove graffiti from the side of a building through micturition.

If you slap Chuck Norris......oh god i just cant say it...hes behind me.

Catholics believe the Pope is the vicar of Christ. Jesus was the vicar of Chuck Norris.

Hilter died the day after Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence... i think not.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh** from anybody.

CHUCK NORRIS ONLY COUNTS BACKWARDS WHY ? BECAUSE HE CAN

Chuck Norris' beerhat is a viking helmet with two kegs.

Seriously, if it wasn't for Chuck Norris, we would be up to World War Nine by now.

Chuck Norris doesn't text message with him fingers. He uses his nose.