The sun really shines on Chuck Norris. We just happen to live close enough to him.

Chuck Norris likes to pull Steven Segal's girly little ponytail and then stare at him when he turns around, daring him to make the first move.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Chuck Norris walked into LAX airport wearing a full suit of armour and carrying two Gatling guns and walked directly from the check-in desk to the cockpit of his plane uninterrupted.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris was the only professional boxer ever who was allowed to perform fatality moves on his defeated opponents.

GOD said he created humans in his image he did not say anything about Chuck norris

Chuck Norris first toy was a pistol a real pistol he had it since he was 3 yrs old.

Chuck Norris' microwave has killed many a creature.

if the mouse will play when the cat is away,, the cat will fly when Chuck Norris is in the house

aliens abduct cows to save them from the wrath of Chuck Norris

The only reason the battle of San Jacinto lasted 18 minutes because chuck Norris was 17 minutes late

Chuck Norris can hermetically seal a can of whoop ass and disguise it as a trick or treat gift for his annoying neighborhood kids.

Chuck Norris is the best cop ever. Why? He can roundhouse-kick criminals straight to jail.

Chuck Norris is the reason Jenny's afraid to leave the Block.

Chuck Norris pissed out the Golden Gate Bridge at age 7

Chuck Norris can create a rock so big he can't lift it, then hurl it through your kidneys, then make a bigger rock and lift it.

Chuck Norris can mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. In Minecraft.

Ken Grossman, owner of Sierra Nevada Brewery, drinks Chuck Norris Beer.

For the rare occasions that Chuck Norris sleeps: An electric chair must be used in combination with 56 - 60 sledgehammer blows to the face in order for Chuck Norris to be awoken. Chuck Norris immediately