Chuck Norris' favourite word: chunk.

scientists use pictures of Chuck Norris to get panda bears horny

Chuck Norris officially announced today that he is in fact permantly retiring...your face from public view.

a blind man once walked in to Chuck Norris chuck said do you know who i am im Chuck Norris. the mere mention of his name cured his blindness but sadly the first last and only thing he saw was a deadly

Only Expendables 2 earned its title as an All Star Movie, and that was merely by the introduction of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is what the butler saw.

Chuck Norris does not forget his friends and loved ones birthdays. He decides when their birthdays are.

Chuck Norris can pluck out individual Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms from a water molecule.

Chuck Norris does not party on Fridays. He parties EVERY HOUR! Infact he is partying right now.

On Thursdays, Chuck Norris plays 7 Card Stud with The Moon, a grizzly and Gomez Adams.

All of Chuck Norris' chinese ex-girlfriends say "chuck can fuck" but it didnt work out because "chuck ig-nore-us"

Chuck Norris once traveled with the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey Circus as the flaming chainsaw swallower.

The angel of death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris made Jack jump

Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pissed in.

Chuck Norris is what the deal is.

Q: Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A: Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris ever starred in Jaws, the movie would be called: "Dentures".

Darwins theory of evoloution ape animal caveman human Chuck Norris

If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.