Stanford university recently received a scholarship from Chuck Norris

Jesus came to earth just to meet Chuck norris

None of the world's greatest chess grandmasters will any longer play against Chuck Norris because he always Checkmates them on his first move.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a mattress for refusing to share with him.

Chuck Norris has way better fireworks than you

Chuck Norris is so tough that he is friends with Martha Stewart.

Electronic microscope pictures of the Y chromosome are just tiny photos of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris won the Kentucky Derby by 15 lengths....riding a sawhorse.

Chuck Norris takes no prisoners -- they're dead before they have a chance to surrender.

Chuck Norris ride into town on Friday, stayed three Nights, the rode out again on Friday. On a horse named Steve.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have to live.

Honey badger cares about Chuck Norris!

When Chuck Norris was a bartender he invented a drink called the "Colon Slammer". It was made with Vodka and Prune juice.

Carlsberg dont do Chuck Norris but if they did they would get Roundhoused

Chuck Norris can cut down an Oak tree with a steak knife.

Chuck Norris can play with fire without getting burned.

Chuck Norris once snapped a bears neck after it scratched his jacket.

Bob's not your uncle - Chuck Norris is.

Chuck Norris just had an incredible threesome with Courtney Love and Yoko Ono.