Chuck Norris: 12018526

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Johnson & Johnson spent $3.5 million in developing Band-Aids for Chuck Norris which are made of lead based Kevlar lined with an asbestos absorbent pad and adhesive bands coated with Super-Glue. However, Chuck Norris, impervious to injury, will never need to use one.