Chuck Norris DID relax!

Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

a king cobra once bit Chuck Norris... after 5 days of terrible pain... the snake died

Chuck Norris' living room is a full-scale replica of the final level of Doom.

Chuck Norris has eyes in the back of his head. Yeah,literally - in the back of his head.

The only mistake that Chuck Norris has committed was when he thought he did a mistake.

Chuck Norris has to 'dumb it down' when chatting with Stephen Hawking

Chuck Norris was in a bear fight, he tapped the bear with his finger and the bear fainted and died

Chuck Norris declined an invitation to compete in the World Pepper and Chilli eating contest, saying he isn't in the mood for overindulging in candy.

The word 'kemosabe' is native American for "Chuck Norris screwed your wife".

Somebody once witnessed Chuck Norris saw a mans head clean off, with a pillow!

I'm making a game called Ultra Smash Flash. Chuck Norris will be playable. And Kirby can use his roundhouse kick. Also, the Chaos Emeralds will be transformational items. When Chuck Norris gets 7, his

Chuck Norris can win German Soccer Championship ...... with Schalke 04

Chuck Norris is better than Billy Madison's shampoo and conditioner.

Chuck Norris was selected for jury duty. The judge was immediately sentenced to death.

Chuck Norris never runs out of things to kick.

Chuck Norris can put a fruit pastel in his mouth without chewing it

as a kid Chuck Norris carried out over 11 sucsessful scuicide bombing missions for the u.s. millitary... the most well known was his attack hiroshima

Chuck Norris isn't lusty- he only has bloodlust.

It can be either called 'the war against terrorism', or 'the war FOR Chuck Norrism'.