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Chuck Norris' childhood asthma allowed him to breathe underwater.

If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris raised the Maine with his penis. Now you don't have to remember it anymore.

Chuck Norris can win at the game Battleship by simply banging Rihanna.

Chuck Norris jizzes lightning bolts.

Chuck Norris dosn't go bungee jumping off of bridges, bridges go bungee jumping off of Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson is Chuck Norris' padawan

Thanksgiving was not made to thank the indians, it was made to thank Chuck Norris that he didnt kill them when they whizzed on his lawn.

Chuck Norris declined an invitation to compete in the World Pepper and Chilli eating contest, saying he isn't in the mood for overindulging in candy.

Chuck Norris don't do facebook. No one can ever poke him.

a blind man once walked in to Chuck Norris chuck said do you know who i am im Chuck Norris. the mere mention of his name cured his blindness but sadly the first last and only thing he saw was a deadly

The REAL reason why Hitler killed himself was because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

Chuck Norris invented cranberries by uprooting a cherry tree and throwing it into a farm pond.

when Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror, it shattered because it knew that no one stands in between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.

When Freddy Krueger falls asleep , Chuck Norris appears to kick his ass!

Chuck Norris enjoys plucking chickens while skydiving.

Chuck Norris has a bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead. Its just afraid to move.

If you sneeze on Chuck Norris, He'll sneeze at you back. Which will blow you away.