Chuck Norris can start a chemical warfare by use of his anal vapors.

Chuck Norris doesn't pay for sex. Sex pays for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's mother left before he was born

Chuck Norris once made a 367 yard putt with a ping-pong ball.

Chuck Norris is the only person to whom God has said," I did not know that!"

The 'Chuck Norris Defense' always holds up in court. Always.

@Chuck Norris fack/joke 5251: Wait, is it possible to get that achievement in 0.31? Maybe even if you're NOT Chuck Norris... if you can.

What you can't argue with is the Chuck Norris motto, which is "of the Norris, for the Norris, by the Norris." Chuck the Norris.

Chuck Norris took Katy Perry's anal virginity while she was still married to that fruity british guy.

King Solomom had 300 concubines, Chuck Norris' concubine was King Solomon

Chuck Norris can finish an "all you can eat" buffet.

Chuck Norris chest hair is the main ingredient in Kevlar.

No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.

Chuck Norris has no wrinkles in his sack.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a lightball? Nobody has ever asked him that and I suggest you keep quiet as well.

The greatest honor Chuck Norris' mom ever received was giving birth to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that not even Google will be able to find you.

Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123

Chuck Norris once allowed a man shoot an apple off his head at 20 paces with a 12 gauge shotgun. He was unharmed of course.

Chuck Norris once roasted an entire moose on the manifold of his Hummer.