Chuck Norris only ever broke a sweat once, because it stayed broken.

Freddy fazbear and his friends dont scare Chuck Norris.....Chuck norris beats up Freddy and his friends.

Chuck Norris has a cave troll.

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Every year on his birthday, Chuck norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris use's hand sanitizer as eye drops.

Chuck Norris keeps Marsellus Wallace's soul in his wallet.

Robocops' four prime directives: 1-Serve the public trust. 2-Protect the innocent. 3-Uphold the law. 4-Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris started the joke which started the whole world crying

Chuck Norris doesn't use a microwave to pop his popcorn. He simply sits the package on the counter and the kernals jump in fear of a round house kick

If you put Chuck Norris as your profile picture on facebook thousands of supermodels will friend you each day

Chuck Norris could call the National Organization for Women "a bunch of fucked-up cunts" and still win their Feminist of the Year award.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever win a game of chess in one move. A round-house kick to the head!

Chuck norris was batman and Bruce Wayne was Robin, but then chuck got bored so Bruce was promoted

The victims of Michael Myers run around helpless and scared to death until he finds them and stab them. but Michael Myers is always on the run cause he's terrified of how hard Chuck Norris will roundhouse

Chuck Norris hates Internet Explorer. And he is going to roundhouse kick the fuckin shit out of you if you use it. Get Firefox!

Chuck Norris doesn't use a microwave to pop his popcorn. He simply sits the package on the counter and the kernals jump in fear of a round house kick

If u see Chuck Norris you should run,if u can see the bottom of his shoe its to late!

Reply to joke 6451: Anyone with the patience and energy can do that, too... though Chuck Norris may be the only only in that category...