If a mosquito sucks Chuck Norris' blood, Chuck Norris eats the mosquito...so he can take back whats his.

The Old Spice Man aspires to smell like Chuck Norris

macgyver can make a plane with only a paper clip and a shoe string not to be out done Chuck Norris made a jet fighter plane out of macgyver.

Think Green...Think Chuck Norris!

Chuck Norris has a honorary membership at the UNO.

every time Chuck Norris walks into a graveyard he simply smiles and says "good times".

Neo is The One, the one after Chuck Norris.

Reply to joke 6451: Anyone with the patience and energy can do that, too... though Chuck Norris may be the only only in that category...

Chuck Norris' former 3rd grade librarian once "shushed" him for talking too loudly. Former librarian, Stephen Hawking, later became a world renowned physicist.

Chuck Norris' last kid was born 10 months after his 23rd vasectomy.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and Chuck Norris' right boot-heel can fucking END you.

Chuck Norris has been known to cudgel women to death with their own orgasms.

Chuck Norris can eat tomato soup with chopsticks.

Chuck Norris is so scary, he can print his own money by sending selfies to the U.S. Mint.

Chuck Norris. The mere whisper of his terrifying name can make a hardened marine cry out in the night, impregnate a virgin and shatter all the glass within a five-mile radius.

Chuck Norris ... yeah that's right.

Chuck Norris fucking haxxored your mom's ass last night.

Chuck Norris was Victoria's Secret. She never walked right again.

When Chuck Norris walks through dark alleys, muggers give Chuck THEIR wallets.

Why did Chuck Norris hasn't appeared on any mortal kombat games. Simple, the name says it all. "mortal". Also there won't be any fatality tha will work on him, he will just roundhouse kick anyone