To the future girlfriend of MY candy buddy,
I just want you to know a few Important things...
- Don't try to get between me and my candy buddy! (Your new... I'm not, I win)
- Don't try to keep him from family! (I'm always watching, so I know where he is... I win)
- Don't get jealous when I come over with candy! (I don't think he's that pretty... I win)
- Don't think you can walk all over him! (I'm crazier than you... I win)
Also you have to be able to withstand my fucked up humor and my childish knowledge level. He is MY best friend, MY big brother, MY teacher, and MY candy budy! Don't try to fuck that up... I'll win every time!
Thanks for listening and good luck.