Like a squirrel I have buried little bunches of it all over the internet on almost countless exchanges and wallets.
Over the past year and half I have bought into a bunch of ICO's and used a bunch of different wallets that it has gotten kind of hard to keep them all organized, keep track of where I put those nuts. A little over here, some more over there, and then the next morning comes and I'm like "where did I buy that token or coin last night?"
Now, I don't think it's such a bad thing to keep your crypto stashed in a bunch of different places, it's actually, in my opinion a good idea. This way you can't lose it all if one thing goes wrong and many things could go wrong. An exchange could suddenly get shut down or you accidentally lose access to a wallet from variety of issues.
(https://animalsake.com/facts-about-squirrels)
I think I have done a good job of remembering the keys and passes and which website or exchange or wallet I have my precious nuts buried in. I scurry about the jungle of crypto looking for new places to put the next batch of almonds or walnuts, often I don't have a choice.
(Am I the only one that can guess this is a boy)
Mostly I find it tough to keep track of my nuts because of my state of mind at the time. Was I really sleepy late at night, was I making a trade while at work rather distracted but caught up in a whirlwind of FOMO. Did I read a message from one of my crypto groups while taking a taxi home drunk one night?
Let's not leave out what is most likely the case and wonder; what weird wallet did I create so I could get an Air Drop of some useless coin that was more of a waste time to create than the wallet for the token was ever worth.
(http://www.countryfile.com/explore-countryside/wildlife/all-you-need-know-about-red-squirrels)
I am quite confident if I sort through countless e-mails and long lost text messages I will certainly find all those places. What if I wrote it down on a piece of paper then threw out the paper?
What if what if??? Where oh Where??
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