Then I got weird glares from the group passing by who overheard my request but didn't see the Bearded Dragon I was about to touch.
Just walking through Trinity Bellwoods Park Toronto Canada and this monster was clearly eyeballing me as his next meal. My sisters had a couple of Bearded Dragons so I knew it was only going to get my leg and not kill me.
Plus this one seemed pretty tame compared to the man eaters I'm accustomed too. He/She has a spiffy vest to keep it from eating small children and little unattended dogs sniffing its tail.
When all the cute girls in the park have dogs he brought F'n Lizard.