It's now 2017.
I want my Star Trek doors, god dammit.
Every broke-ass grocery store and outlet mall has whooshing automated glass sliding doors,
Then when I get home I've got to operate this antique brass knob like a 1600's chambermaid to get into my house.
This is bullshit.
People are flying drone cameras around while their self driving cars... Self... Drive...
And all of our houses are equipped with automated doors for the car to get into the garage,
But I've got to use my disease infested hand and share whatever filth I touched on the bus with the other members of my home?
Until I find a more fitting solution, I'm just going to have to open all the doors with my penis.
Somebody better get to work on the Star Trek doors, quick,
You don't know where I've been.
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