If I were you, my friend? I'd be careful to stay on Lily's good side. 😂 I mean... better safe than sorry, right?

Remember all those mantras I recited for her when she was really little? Could they have brought forth supernatural powers? Or is she actually a higher being pretending to be a little girl (I knew a street dog, once, who was a transformation body Bodhisattva, so it's possible).

Finally? This is one of the best things you've written. You've got a real knack for humor.