snakeplisken

"Alright, Pal. Where’d you get the sugar for that tea?” “I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second. And I’d do it again.”

"Next on the trading block: Your Mickey Mantle 1958 for my picture of Homer on the couch."

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"Professor, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each others skulls and feast on the goo inside?"

“Why, it’s that delightful TV leprechaun! I’m going to get your lucky charms.” “Oh no, my brains...”

"Professor, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each others skulls and feast on the goo inside?"

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“You call that prime rib? Bleugh...”

“I’m seeing double, here. Four Krustys!”