Oh, i can kick , spinny flippy kabeng ! fling kick to the chest .
And i know from experience that it always made me end up in the headmaster's office , getting shamed over it .
I am more interested in the fine art of pulling down pants .. or curtains . Exposing the fraud to the crowd . Besides that , getting a bit old for those high jumps , then you could say , go for the nuts , it's a lower aim . But nowadays nut's are a rare thing , they just don't have or even choose to remove them . ;-)