Before putting your pants back on , stop shitting ,.. just some tip , not mandatory , it could by that you like your own shit that much . I am not gonna judge that ,.. hell no ,.. i stay far away from such site and smell if you don't mind .
On the other side , it could be very funny or educational to post about people or person's that where caught with there pants down in a awkward situation . Now don't run to the nearest public bathroom to shoot some picture's ,... There is already enough content like that in the trending and hot section's on Hive .
Stop thinking with your ass , try plugging that brain back in ....

Wut ? there paying by word count ,.. where's my random text generator ???
I am gonna bore all to death while making big coin.. ;-)