my budget life
I'm down to one fetching wench, but she prefers to be called wife and doesn't appreciate my steeming under or above the influence.
This began as a proper shit post but will probably end abruptly when the reality sets in that more beer will not magically appear in my hand.
Nope it didn't work it's just me, spotify, and the cat. If I were a rich man I'd fiddle myself a man cave with a keg. A boom boom room if you will. This feels like a 5 cent post(if I'm lucky) and that's about 1/37 of the cheapest beer available! That's some perspective! My fetching wenches only cost me about 3 ATH steem a day. Fantasy is seeping in to my lack of sipping sustenance.
Can I get a beer token maybe some weed? Drama? All these tokens and I'm over here about to steem-busk Ed Sheeran b sides on dtube or do push-ups or something I dunno?!?
wench beer me!
Well shit the Eagles just came on so I'm gonna hit the corner store and see if they take steem.
PS I created this garbage on 
