It is finally Mr Oyeyinka Commission's convocation. He's happy it is his graduation: the day he will begin to enjoy the western certification of the formal education he finished four years ago with the set tagged 'Unstoppable Generation" at the School of Education in Adeyemi College of Education.
He is happy for this great occasion and ready to pour out his heart of appreciation to the God of predestination who made him pass all his examinations without his name being on probation.
It all started with WAEC's examination followed by JAMB's examination. All these made way for his institution's examination and finally secured him a provisional admission into Adeyemi College of Education, a college said to be full of frustration where students suffer hypertension and embrace the punctuation of exclamation before and after examination.
A lot he's to say about History of Education and other courses of education where he had to give correct quotations of scholarly definitions.
He had a girlfriend called Esther whose father was a painter in Sango-otta whom he always taught every semester and this stopped him from having a siesta and had no time to drink Chivita.
Even though he said Esther was his sister, everyone knew he was a lying superstar with lips seasoned with Maggi Star.
He almost failed in his final semester but thank God for bro. Sylvester who saved him from losing it all like Leicester.
During his final semester, he went to Sango-Otta to visit Esther who didn't resume for the first two months of the second semester. She was said to have had a fight with Dafeta who hit Esther with a mortal and then, taken to a hospital. Dr. Peter is attending to Esther so that she would not run mental in the Oriental hospital.
Mr Commission would have missed the examination of Education 405 called Evaluation being on the journey of emotion because he seemed to have passion for ladies who showed him affection. That was why he took a love migration to meet Esther in her location without any hesitation. Thank God for Mr Diction who didn't make the story a fiction and called Mr Commission who quickly came without any question to write his examination.
In spite of the recession facing our nation, his parents were able to pay his tuition and buy him provisions even without any donation. Today, apart from being a great occasion of joyful celebrations, is also a day of appreciation to the God of predestination who, after result compilation and computation, make him a graduate with distinction.
His college of education never gave him any time for gyration, neither did it give him time for balanced ration.
He gave his studies a total concentration without being carried away by any side attraction because studying English Language needs a total attention for a well balanced sensation.
With a standing ovation filled with much excitation coupled with total submission, Mr Commission stood up to give God all adoration for this He is worth in all situations because today is his convocation. It is time for jubilation.
I wish all convocating students HAPPY CONVOCATION.
