Everyone has their favorites. We often come here to highlight a card we’re impressed with or just learned a new way to use. I do. If you don't, you can. There are people out there right now defending, to the death, your right to do so. I'm not one of them.
I sometimes come here to piss and moan about one, too. You all know the one. -cough- Djinn Bilkja! Today I feel like doing something different. I’m gonna roast the living hell out of one of my faves.
“But why?!” You may ask. “If you love it so much why would you curse it in front of God and everybody?” …perhaps may be your next question. The simple answer to both…
When I go to take a shower I don’t have to turn the water on multiple times to get wet.
When I start my car I don’t have turn the key over and over and over and over and over to make it start.
And when I whip out my big fat Lord I don’t want his punk ass having to hit a dude 8 fucking times to finally bust a stunner on the prick's laughing face. I want a hard reckoning!
Here's the line up:
Here's everyone buffed up:
Here's where LoD (Lazy Bastard!!!) FINALLY gets around to giving a fucking dead man a solid thump:
And here he is wasting the only other he landed:
This match ran for 12 rounds when it easily could have been over in just a few. Here's a link to see for yourself.
https://splinterlands.com?p=battle&id=sl_5ca868a99e4d4f443b8d5c8f96856fac&ref=sinistry
I normally love this card but I've tossed this match into our guild's glory hole where it can suck all it wants. I'm not gonna burn or sell anything but I don't think I'll be respecting it in the morning, or the one after that, or maybe ever again. Whore!
I'm gonna go mourn and recoup. Later.
