!BRO this post couldn't have dropped at a better time!

I've decided to experiment with the traditional financial system and put together a package to ask for a loan so I don't have to cash out anything else until after the airdrop ends.

That headline is going to get a mother fuckers attention!

He may not just throw me a handful of money because of it, but I'm gonna get to have a long talk with a banker tomorrow and show him in detail the reason I'm the safest bet he has left in his career and so many reasons why he needs to catch the fuck up if he wants his retirement plan to stay on track.