I don't understand the question. You're for whom the bot bard sings.

Edit, now I have time...

Imagine, if you will, you're strolling through the Splinterlands with Daria Dragonscale... discussing how brutally to beat a kobold slave when they fail you, or whatever, and you happen across me, in the bushes, with Mimosa Nightshade. Obviously, I'm not gonna want Naga Assassin finding out what I'm up to, on the sly, so I have Mimosa summon up a squad of shut yo mouth to break out, and open up a can o' whoop ass to keep you from loose-lipping me in the ship and you beat me like a red-headed step child. Don't you agree that's a tale in need of being told, with artwork?