Bio:
Look, I’ll be honest—I’ve had a "life-altering" experience recently. Let’s just say the universe (and a very specific bolt of divine intervention) humbles you real quick. I’m no longer interested in total world domination or weaving webs of eternal shadow. These days, I’m more into radical honesty, reconstructive surgery, and finding someone who likes me for my personality and not just my (now former) dark legions.
I’m a reformed antagonist looking for someone to help me navigate the mundane world. I’ve traded my obsidian throne for a decent ergonomic desk chair, and I’m learning that "vengeance" is a terrible hobby compared to sourdough baking.
Will accidentally try to monologue during a dinner date. Just give me a nudge; I’m working on my active listening skills.
To not bring up the "2024 Global Eclipse Incident." I’ve apologized, I’ve paid the fines, and I’m moving forward. Also, good tacos.
I need someone grounded. If you have a "saviour complex," we might be a perfect match—or a total disaster. I’m looking for someone who can appreciate a man with a complicated past but a very quiet, law-abiding future.
Bonus points if you: