when you get your degree in Coffeeology

What! How dare you? I AM THE PROFESSOR!

have you ever had calamari steak

You're just taking the piss at me now aren't you 🤣

i used to think that steak was the epitome of a good cut of meat... but no!

I actually thought you were going to say Calamari again!

Speaking of Lamb - I actually don't mind lamb. I have had some when I was in china. But we don't get good lamb here. But I can't complain, beef is beef eh!