After much study of the articles on steemit that suggest methods in attracting whales I would like to offer this radical 6 step solution to the problem.
Firstly, Get a a F*****g big net, I mean a massive great huge net.
Second, Find out where whales live, my best guess is the sea or a whale zoo....Like Seaworld
Third. Get a big boat, bigger that the one they had in Jaws because they needed a bigger one.
Fourth, Ignore the fact that Jaws was a shark and not a whale.
Fifth. Sail your boat to the whale place and wait until one swims past you.
Sixth. Nab it with your big net and wait for your steem to pour in like a torrent.
By the way the whale above is very much alive.
Anyway that's my advice and I am rarely wrong. Bye steemians!