How to catch a Whale!

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After much study of the articles on steemit that suggest methods in attracting whales I would like to offer this radical 6 step solution to the problem.

Firstly, Get a a F*****g big net, I mean a massive great huge net.

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Second, Find out where whales live, my best guess is the sea or a whale zoo....Like Seaworld

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Third. Get a big boat, bigger that the one they had in Jaws because they needed a bigger one.

Fourth, Ignore the fact that Jaws was a shark and not a whale.

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Fifth. Sail your boat to the whale place and wait until one swims past you.

Sixth. Nab it with your big net and wait for your steem to pour in like a torrent.

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By the way the whale above is very much alive.

Anyway that's my advice and I am rarely wrong. Bye steemians!

How to catch a Whale! | Ecency