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An art form called Descriptive Art, made to exist only in the mind of the reader, the piece is completed in the readers imagination. All work © simianAmber
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Dis-abled
Buy a Range Rover Evoque and a Lamborghini Aventador. Swap one wheel from each with the other. Park in a gallery.
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Memorial
In midwinter, find a dead oak tree, all alone in the middle of a field. Spraypaint the whole tree, from the topmost twigs to the base of the trunk, any colour you like.
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Isolation velocity fulcrum
Hand every visitor to the piece a Blackwing 602 pencil as they arrive. They must write their three favourite words somewhere on the gallery walls. They can keep the pencil.
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Double dip
Remember those old fashioned wooden rollercoasters, the type you might see at the school fête? The track has a double dip, the car only has room for two toddlers. It’s pushed by hand to get it moving,
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Pink tectonic
Place two 90° scalene triangles, both painted pink, against each other, so that one looks like it’s slipping off the other.
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The harder it gets the more I like it
Write the word life wherever you like.
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False horizon
Find a recently vacated office building, there’s plenty to choose from. Place THIS WAY signs in the entrance lobby, and then throughout the building. It should take at least an hour to follow the signs.
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Sacred
Cast a 1:1 replica of a doctors stethoscope in Iridium. Place the replica on a perfect white stone cube measuring 1m3. Place the object on it’s plinth in the middle of a very large darkened gallery room,
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Lessen
Have a signwriter copy a Year 9 pupils weekly schedule from Eton onto a gallery wall. On the wall opposite, have the signwriter copy a Year 9 pupils schedule from a state school.
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When I was a child 2
Rent a safe deposit box. Fill it with dreams.
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Winners and losers
Install a soundproof glass wall floor to ceiling across the middle of a gallery room. Parents with their children are allowed in one side, childless adults are allowed in the other.
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Your hearts are ours
I cannot pretend to know your pain and anguish. I hope to god I never do. I have two young children. My wife and I were in the supermarket today, we were stood in the bread aisle, because we needed to
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Sibling rivalry
Buy two attack helicopters, a Chinese CAIC WZ-10 and a Russian Mil Mi-28. Paint one baby blue, the other pale pink. Park them nose to nose in a gallery room.
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Dressed to kill
Buy an Apache attack helicopter. Remove all the missiles and the chain gun. Spray the entire helicopter, rotors, windows, wheels…everything, in metallic pearlescent white. Refit the missiles and the chain
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You’re only young once
Collect 10,000 used balls - footballs, rugby balls, tennis balls, softballs, squash balls, cricket balls, beach balls, kids inflatable balls, every type of ball there is, as long as it’s been played with.
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It started with a kiss
Have 100 different people get a ‘full frontal’ x-ray, head to toe in one pass. Make two white lightboxes, each one 2.0m high by 25m long, and place them in the centre of a gallery room facing each other,
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Natures bounty
Make the most amazing ‘harvest festival’ type tableau ever seen…shimmering sheaves of corn, vast loaves of bread, baskets groaning with ripe vegetables and fruit, truly a wonder to behold. All the food
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Road trip
Park as many cars as possible in the Turbine Hall at Tate Modern, bumper to bumper, door to door.
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Meathook
Fit 30 primary school coat hooks along the wall of a small room in a gallery. Hang an MP5 from each hook. Each one will be painted and merchandised in popular tween brands, in the same way lunchboxes are…Hello
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Personal injury
Choose a detached gallery building, and seriously compromise it’s structural integrity… explode a bomb in its basement… remove half the walls… Open for business as usual.
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