Grandpa and grandson go out on a boat ride to do a little fishing. Grandson says "Hey Grandpa, can I use your fishing pole?" grandpa replies, "can you take your pee,pee and touch your butt?" Grandson says " no" Grandap say well then you ain't old enough. Few hours pass by, and grandpa opens a Cold beer, grandson says, "hey grandpa Can I try that?" Grandpa replies "can you take your pee,pee touch your butt?" grandson says no. Grandpa says "then you are not old enough". Few more hours pass, and then grandson opens his lunch box and starts eating his lunch. Grandpa looks over and says? "Boy can I have a bite of that sandwhich?" Grandson replies, "well can you take your pee pee touch your butt?" Grandpa says "hell yeah it can." Grandson replies, "then you can go fuck yourself, cause grandma made this sandwich for me." 😮😜😁😂