this turkey is dry
and the banking system is scary
tell it to the SEC
my yellow canary
tweet it to them
my little canary
when you sing
it sounds like a noise Gaussian
and the dicks they'll fuck you with
are precise and Sorosian
you are so fat
you have obsoleted belts
alas, the wife is sleeping
with somebody else
how much wood
could a chuck chuck chuck?
allow me to crack this
bitter hazelnut
when the moon is full
and the moon lies
and all the joy within you
ceases to be
(call the SEC)