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sillyfilthy
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2016-07-08 07:53
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My personal insights into smoking addiction might help you quit, if you want it.
Edit: Added last section. I was a pretty heavy smoker, unfortunately, for many years. Recently, I quit once and for all. I'm not going to lecture you about how terrible smoking is for your health, or regale
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my neighbor is sexy I want her body she flew off her pedestal (she's very clumsy)
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Poem About The Sea
a little bird told me that your mind is old is as old as guacamole holy shit, marijuana turns your body to sand standing, reprimanding the quiet sea the mermaids set my handcuffs for being free
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Ode to Your Girlfriend
I met your girlfriend In our supermarket. Now she is my girlfriend, But you have great pasta. Your girlfriend often reminisces About the day we met; At our wedding She reserved a slice of cake for you.
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Realities of Business
darling, this evening instead of a cuddle we must iterate on the old business model
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shittypoetry
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roses are read when written in a shoe roses are blue fuck you
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introduceyourself
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Hello, I am sillyfilthy, connoisseur of shittypoetry.
Hello Ladies and Gentlemen (and especially Ladies), If you are not familiar with /r/shittypoetry, it is a wonderful community on Reddit where you can throw away your inhibitions and write poetry from your
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shittypoetry
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Call the SEC
this turkey is dry and the banking system is scary tell it to the SEC my yellow canary tweet it to them my little canary when you sing it sounds like a noise Gaussian and the dicks they'll fuck you with
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shittypoetry
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Sandwich
I cometh to the store they say do you have 15.50? for this shitty sandwich? life is a sandwich and I proceed to consume my sandwich which is myself don't eat sandwiches thank you
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shittypoetry
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A date
lordy lord, I am running late for a most genetically useful date neither shaven nor washed I am, with the air of a ham (and its grace) I rant with a mouthful of food and the waiters wince, alas, and
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