You're such a Munchkin you should have Ruby Slippers
True table story: My Dungeon Master, Ruben, was running a game in California and his co-worker was running a game also. Their individual campaigns were following similar story arcs, so they decided that they would combine the tables for the final adventure. A double-sized table of adventurers! The culmination of a multi-year campaign! In an epic battle against ASMODEUS THE ARCH-DUKE OF THE 9TH LEVEL OF HELL!!!
Round one, one of the payers from the visiting table killed Asmodeus with one hit for 700-plus points of damage.
(This was Dungeons & Dragons 3rd edition, possibly 3.5). True, this character was built using a plethora of broken home brew crap that never should have been allowed at the table... much less conceptualized in some dude's brain. But way to anti-climax the crap out of a game table.
