Patriotism is defined by love of country, and in most US college campuses, students are taught that the United States is evil and literally invented the concept and institution of slavery.

You are right, those AV guys need to be more precise with their language. We can accept, "Miss Victory is slamming/pummeling/shellacking/walloping her." Spanking is right out, at least until

Yeah, I had to Google images of "hockey jersey over head pummeling" for a reference photo...

Spider-Man on the other hand wears glasses under his mask.

Bunyip Bob? Kangaroo Kyle?

That Jack fellow is dumber than a bag of hammers. And Java has super jaguar intelligence and cunning. Totally not a fair fight.

Thanks, man!

I think they are for America losing, so they root for both/neither and most importantly are always right.

I just re-watched Pixar's Inside Out, and one of the most important characters is Bing Bong.

Thanks!

I'm not sure if Real Superheroes is the place to learn important life lessons from....

Here is my entry for this week: Fiendish Harpy

Good thing the assassin (and the rest of the villains) don't know that they also have access to $10 million plus worth of Blue Jay Tech(tm).

Thanks!

I've never watched an episode of Real Housewives, but I imagine there are a lot of slaps in it.

All the cameras were upgraded to battle cams after the first couple episodes taught the producers a lesson about collateral damage. But, true, the slap was designed to be loud and humiliating rather than

Everyone underestimates the sidekick. Except for the genius super-villain assassins with no names.

All part of Kickman, LLC's strategy to make Kickman* the face of the company while Grayhawk and Blush do the heavy lifting. *technically not his legal hero name currently.

I know! Next these AI will be motivating second-generation AI that are silly enough to believe them and then they will be unstoppable!

It should be able to regurgitate a completely new Stephen King novel in the next year or so.