I'll have to check with my copyright lawyer.

They are going to build an auto body shop on the wreckage of the Morebucks store. He'll get a job there as "The Jack."

I'm pretty sure it's true. I asked a bodybuilder then I lost consciousness for a few minutes. Obviously, it's a sensitive area. (double entendre!)

Java, the adolescent years must happen! Who do I talk to to make it happen?? Oh, wait....

Thanks!

Seems like most of the early entrants didn't read the contest rules for this week. Here is my entry:

Thanks. I think part of that is they asked for such a large resolution for this week's contest entries... Maybe I'll start boosting my pixel count. Although, I'm actually starting to run out of space on

I manage to avoid pretty much all sporting events. Unless I'm participating in them. In fact, I will be playing pickleball at 6:00 pm PST on the Long Beach Peninsula.

Well, I think Merlin just wanted to sneak a peek. No point in leaving her clothes invisible when he's not looking. Also, if she noticed the invisible clothing gag there would be severe testicular repercussions

I had heard of Michael Turner for his work on Witchblade and Fathom, but not Soulfire until just now. Thanks!

Classic superhero pose, flying off the cover at the audience. :)

I remember a line from Paul Blart Mall Cop: "Nobody wins a head butt." Wrong. A guy with a literal axe-head wins a head butt.

If they weren't so battered, they would have each cast a "Bigby's Epic Fist Bump" spell.

Wait a minute, are you British? You can't say that unless you're British!

Throwing money away? That is a legit strategy. I won 80% of my MMA bets based on that criteria!

It's banana and rum and caramel and it's on fire! Of course he needs to take it with him!

Those are supposed to be bronze axes. Axe-Face would be a good name.

Well it's definitely not my whiskey tolerance...

I am one-quarter Irish!

Worth it! I uploaded it in advance a few days ago, then when I went to check on my post this morning, the GIF actually froze when the clothing transparency was at 5%. I thought I might have uploaded the