Whoa, this is not turning into that kind of party. Just a nice wholesome underage-drinking-vampire-feeding-frenzy-super-battle party.

Aggg! He's disgusting! I !LUV it!

That is true! Pretty soon my webcomics will draw themselves. Then my computer will arrange my death and take over my social media accounts...

HUG! for @cuddlekitten!

Glad you liked it. What will happen to the poor narrator? If he gets kicked out of the narrator union will he continue to work as a free agent for Kickman, LLC? We'll have to wait and see.

Nice!

Ouch!

He also apparently can break the boundaries of the panel borders (see panel 4). If I'm not careful, he may decide to kick the cartoonist...

Thanks! You are always welcome to stop on by.

Sheena: "Stop enjoying this savage beating!"

Anyone offering a stitch of clothing to Bloody Mary will be booed mercilessly by the production crew! Also, she should have known better than to crash a party empty-handed...

Even the Green Lantern Corp required Ryan Reynolds to wear a mask! !LOLZ

Bloody Mary is not a valid contestant since she crashed this party. !BEER

Yes, she can magically conjure up clothes... We can always hope she'll just forget.

Cute !LUV

Zeta beam technology is something used by the Rann people from DC Comics' Adam Strange (not a Doctor). I've never read much about it except when it crossed over into the Justice League, so I don't know

There was an in-depth discussion on this topic in the movie Clerks...

Maybe they'll trade him in for a 13th century poet.

I think that Miss Victory (and indeed ALL superheroes) have learned from The Amazing Spider-Man 2 starring Andrew Garfield, that a sudden stop can kill the person you're trying to save almost as surely