But.. but... her minion reported back that they would attack at daybreak. Plenty of time to break in the new minion.

There was a whole gag on "ugly vampire master guy" in the Kickman RPG Video Game for PC!

Red Shirt Security Specialist. Job description: To show the audience how the monster works.

You know it.

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Sound advice. Unless of course you're that one kung-fu master that keeps a blade or a weight at the end of your pony tail and you use it to whip opponents.

Nah, but he has bear spray.

Welcome! @blewitt is an awesome ambassador for Steemit.

Just asked google for a random adjective and noun and they sent me here: Operation: Gentle Heading Operation: Immune Detective Operation: Irrelevant Province Great stuff. (ooh, that can also be an operation!)

Walks into grocery store. "You sell this food?" Me: "YES! That's how commerce works!"

The vampires? Only if they lose the fight...

Vampires WITH super powers?? They already have like a hundred powers! Totally not fair!

One of my co-workers visited Japan and was not allowed to go into the hot springs (Onsen?) because she had a tiny heart tattoo on her side. I guess tattoos have some kind of Yakuza implication.

Me, too, until I played a bard and transformed myself into a devil-may-care, swashbuckling womanizer. Kind of a hybrid of Nightcrawler from the X-Men and Pepe le Pew.

Thanks, @sawcraz.art!

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Terminal, Apex, Intersection...?

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Well in Batman: Red Rain, he fended off a vampire (possibly Dracula) by drawing a cross on the wall in his own blood, which reeeally ticked him off. But when the X-Men fought Dracula, Wolverine failed

Doris is just as good as any name. She could have a minion named Boris. Actually she should call all her minions Boris because otherwise it would be confusing.