A lot of things I could not explain to her. When I lived in Thailand, this 20 something year old naked girl in a go-go bar zoomed across the room to me on a rope. I said to her "how the hell do I tell my mother how I met you" She burst out laughing. Spent 6 months of fun with her. Never cost me a dime neither. Some things are best not explained :-) That was only 8 years ago.