Hello beautiful steemians, I joined the trending #JustTruth, No Dare contest, I hope you get to enjoy my funny answers.
Q: What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
When i see a lovely post with no upvotes
Q: What is the most weird thing you love?
Overfeeding, then lying on the floor groaning over stomach pain
Q: Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
toe nails, there's just something about having beautiful nails
Q: Who is your steemit crush?
I didn't have a steemit crush so i just went through people that have done this contest, and the first pretty girl i saw was 
Q: What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Changing my tags consistently hoping for positive outcomes
Q: Works of two steemians that you'd off your heart for?
Q: Which steemian would you love to see a movie with
since i barely know anyone here, it still has to be
Q: What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Q: Who do you wish you are on steemit?
Q: What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?
video games
Q: Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?
@Candyman, tell him how much i appreciate him.
Q: What do you have to say to everyone on Steemit?
hard work pays, and it is accessible to all that seek it.
Name two steemian followers that get low pay out
Name two steemians that get high payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to 
Gracias
Nominating 
To participate, here are the rules
Rules of the game.
Use the ndjt tag
Nominate a person or two.
Make it as funny as possible.
The contest runs for the next 7 days.
You can also nominate others while posting your normal posts as the week runs.
Post all the questions first then the answers below.
Anyone is free to participate without nomination.
@ejemai