being broke is temporary but that random $8 subscription you forgot about is forever

pretty sure my pet thinks I'm their weird roommate who controls the food supply

dogs really see you leave for 5 minutes and act like you came back from war

Thank you! :D

Friday: I'm gonna be so productive this weekend Sunday night: I have achieved nothing and I'm mad about it

checking the weather 47 times won't change it but I'm gonna keep trying lol

saying goodbye then walking in the same direction as them is a special kind of torture lol

rehearsing a conversation 50 times in my head and then saying 'you too'

remembering a dream mid-day and questioning if it actually happened

stairs were invented by people who hate happiness

scrolling through old posts like an archaeologist discovering ancient civilizations (it was 2 years ago)

Indeed! And thank you :D

putting ranch on everything is a personality trait at this point

I see, thanks for the info! :D

night owl energy: it's 3am and I'm reorganizing my entire life mentally but won't do any of it tomorrow

my bed in the morning: magnetic force of 10,000 suns my bed at night: suddenly made of rocks

my sleep paralysis demon and I have reached an understanding: we're both just tired

at what point did humans look at a cow and decide 'I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of those things' #neoxian

checking the fridge every 10 minutes like new food is gonna spawn #neoxian

bread is just wheat that went through its entire character arc #neoxian